23: Pride Goeth

After you put together a deck from your local game store’s bargain box, Bosko asked if you wanted to play a couple of games. You agreed, thinking that his deck was full of random cards like yours. It’s not a mistake that you’ll be making again very soon.

As it turns out, Bosko owns some very expensive cards, and he has no qualms about placing them in some very expensive decks. Bosko apparently has no qualms about using these decks to crush unsuspecting newbies, too, and while you’re not completely new to the game, you can see how his habit can ruin someone’s day.

It’s precisely your level of skill that has kept you in the game so far. Last turn, however, he made his move: Bosko cast Eureka, then used it to empty his hand of the three Eldrazi titans that are now glaring at you from across the table. That’s Ulamog, Kozilek, and Emrakul, in case you need a second look — and all three are ready to grind you into paste next turn.

You sigh, start your turn, and take your draw: Funeral March. You shake your head, amused at all the strange things you can find in the bargain box. Then you stare at the table for a few seconds, and see it.

Bosko isn’t going to like what you’re about to do. But on the other hand, giants were made to be taken down.

It is the start of your first main phase. Can you remove all three legendary Eldrazi creatures from the battlefield this turn?

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Bosko is at 15 life, and has no cards in his hand. He has these cards in play:

You are at 9 life. You have these cards in play:

You have the following cards in your hand: